Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001): Lara Croft

Summary: It's a video game come to life! Lara Croft is a wealthy British archeologist who ventures to exotic locales in search of treasures and ancient artifacts. During this adventure, Croft attempts to thwart the plot of a secret society, The Illuminati, who hopes to find the missing pieces of a mysterious device. The group plans to use this device to bring itself unlimited power during the next planetary alignment. As a female version of Indiana Jones, it is left to Croft to defy death (in skin tight outfits) and save the world from this dangerous threat.

Review: Well, I saw this movie, and from what I can remember... it pretty much sucked. Cheesy CG, bad story. But like I said, I don't remember that much about it. What I do remember is the last few minutes, where our lovely Angelina is escaping a crumbling cave (at least I think it was a cave), and we get to see her volumptuous volumptuals biggity bouncing in slow motion like there's no tomorrow. It's better eye candy than any of the computer generated monsters or whatever else was going on that I wasn't paying attention too. Bottom Line, if the last 3 minutes of the movie didn't exist, it'd get a zero out of 10, but since they do, it gets a 15.


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